Grifty Colossus Strikes Again and Again and...
Slapping the tacky gold everywhere Image from Bluesky Grifty Colossus Strikes Again and Again and... Abby Zimet May 15, 2026 Oh man. Same old clown show, awash with boondoggles, each more cringey than the last. As the mad man-child deconstructs DC and slaps his hideous face and name everywhere - historic buildings, fascist arches, garish statues, possibly imaginary gold phones - others have taken his lead with their own patriotic spinoffs. Cue “Fuck You” upgrades, a Strait to Hell arcade for a video-game war, and a Trump/Epstein “Memorial Reading Room” packed with 3.5 million pages of files, where “the truth is hard to deny.” Trump’s narcissistic vandalizing of D.C. - couldn’t his KKK dad have just hugged him now and then? - is “something dictators have done throughout history,” noted Bernie Sanders of his proposed SERVE Act, or S top Executive Renaming for Vanity and Ego. Co-sponsored by six Senate Dems, the bill would b...
