We’ll Make Our Home In the American Land
Springsteen, Morello et al celebrate the songs that shaped us Image from Springsteen Center We’ll Make Our Home In the American Land Abby Zimet Jun 05, 2026 Exciting news, patriots! After cancelling his OG concert, Dear Leader will now celebrate our 250th birthday with “the Greatest Rally, EVER!” featuring the “fabulous” 83-year-old Lee Greenwood and “a fine and highly dignified gentleman,” himself. Also, for some reason, “prune-face” Bruce Springsteen and a gazillion A-list performers are holding two concerts to honor America’s “songs that shaped us.” Reviews call it “a rare gift” in music history, but they’re all losers and lunatics. Taking time off from nodding off (again) in a meeting, Trump as predicted has finally cancelled his much-hyped “ Freedom 250 concert of has-beens and never-weres after almost all nine acts bailed; poor Vanilla Ice, reportedly the only, desperate act still ready to go on. The concerts were set to kick off his equally-fab...
