Zimet -- Two Different America’s (Sic)
Abdul El-Sayed and his wife Sarah Jukaku at campaign event Photo by Emily Elconin/Getty Images Two Different America’s (Sic) Abby Zimet Aug 10, 2026 Hoo boy. With the approach of what bleakly promises to be “the super-Islamophobic midterms,” the Bigot-In-Chief is letting his racist freak flag fly by attacking Dr. Abdul El-Sayed, whose smarts, strength, hotness, accomplished wife and Michigan win clearly terrify him. Cue charges of “communist,” “man of hate,” and, probs soon, AI slop featuring suicide vests. Meanwhile, El-Sayed, a far sharper tool in the shed, has embraced the charge they represent “(two) America’s”: The ads write themselves. Planet MAGA, of course, is already so delusional Trump just boasted of his “Great Poll Numbers,” which now sit at rock-bottom lows of 38% to 33%. For a bunch of hacks led by a fragile narcissist who’s never seen a scapegoat he didn’t relish, the fantastical goes hand-in-stubby-hand with the fear-mongering: vandals in the Reflecting Pool, domestic ...
